Evil things to do to your roommate!

I was talking with a female co-worker of mine, and somehow the discussion of evil things to do to people came up. Much to my surprise, said person (whose name is being withheld to protect the guilty) did indeed have an evil past! Here are two of her dirty deeds (as opposed to "the" dirty deed - an entirely different thing....):

Story 1:

She and her roommate had bunk beds, one on top of another. Her roomie's is on top. One night she made sure she was not seen arriving home when her roommate got ready for bed. But she watched from afar. Knowing her roommates routine, she waited until said roomie crossed the hall to the bathroom for that final bathroom stop. After the door closed, she quickly went into the room, crawled into the top bunk, and buried herself completely in the covers. And waited. And waited... Finally, roomie comes in, sleepily climbs the ladder, and starts to climb into bed..... and .... suddently out pops my coworker, arms agape, yelling "Ahhhhh!!!!". As it happens these arms than had to GRAB the roomie, who was starting to fall down the ladder. (Apparently they are still good friends)

Story 2:

This is a real treat! Different victim (not her roomie but rather a suitemate). This joke turned out a bit better than planned, as it happens. Here is the setup - in the suite bathroom. Victim showering in the next stall. She had been in there a while. My brave co-worker takes a packet of cherry crystal light powder (a diet drink mix - essentially powdered red dye), and throws a handful over the top of the curtain. And runs.

Well, here is what she did NOT know when she did this. Her suitemate was apparently shaving at the time, with shaving cream here and there, sharp blade in hand, against skin.

Heard while running out of the door: Oh my god - I'm bleeding!!!!

Evil, very evil!