Diana's Precis Romeo and Juliette

At her current second-grade level, Diana is not a literary giant (yet, at least). Yet, several days back in the car either G or I mentioned Romeo and Juliette in some context or another, and Diana's ears popped up. This was then followed by Diana herself popping up (also typical). What she said, however, was highly amusing to us:

"Oh yeah, I know it! Juliette and Romeo. (pause). They fell in love. And where are they now? (pause) DEAD. (pause) Dead, Dead Dead!! Ha! "